Traveling Poodle

Thanks to my BFF Kristin, Travelocity's traveling gnome has nothing on the Mortons. Try to top a traveling bound and gagged nasty cheap ceramic poodle! I dare you!

Thanks, my dearest Chicken Noodle, you've made my day by taking the poodle to the British Museum for a photo op! And thanks to the coolest aunt ever, Cathy, for first depositing the bound and gagged nasty cheap ceramic poodle on my pillow one night several years ago when I was home for a visit - as always, I worship the quicksand you walk on!